SHOOT ME! WHILE YOU WERE OUTjust met? say hi!
S-4PAPOOSE LAKE · NEVADA · NO ADMITTANCE

CLEARANCE APPLICATION · CONSPIRACY THEORIES

no password? file here and we'll look you over. if you're cleared, you'll get a link to the board.

the camera opens when you press the button. look straight at it. no hats.

  • Your likeness goes into a lead-lined drawer. It will not be shared or sold, unless you share what you see behind these doors, in which case all bets are off.
  • Clearance includes an extensive background check. We know about the thing. You know the thing.
  • A probe will be mailed to you in an unmarked box. Insert as directed and return it for inspection. Access is granted on receipt.
  • Your badge works from this network only. Change networks and you'll have to be re-cleared.
cleared before and kept your file? get a re-entry link
S-4PAPOOSE LAKE · NEVADA

DEPT. OF ACOUSTIC PROPULSION

S4-216.73.216.133

CLEARANCE PENDING

PROPERTY OF COMPACT · NOT A GOVERNMENT ID · IF FOUND, YOU DIDN'T

DEPARTMENT OF ACOUSTIC PROPULSION

Office of Facility Clearances

Papoose Lake Facility · Lincoln County, Nevada

IN REPLY REFER TO: S4-216.73.216.133
FORM DAP-48 · REV. 1957

APPLICATION RECEIVED

your background check is underway. the probe is in the mail. we'll write to when you're cleared, or keep this page open: the doors open by themselves.

for the Director, M. J. Twelve

CLEARANCE DENIED

the probe came back inconclusive. you were never here.

WRONG CHECKPOINT

your badge was cleared on a different network. go back to that one, or start over and file again from here.

cleared before and kept your file? get a re-entry link

CLEARANCE LAPSED

a badge is good for fifteen minutes inside. yours ran out and the doors sealed behind you. file again to go back in.

cleared before and kept your file? get a re-entry link